#BeatKU – A Wildcat Poem

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

No one really likes KU.


Their arrogance

Isn’t happenstance.


So full of it, they’re bound to leak.

Perhaps that explains the big, yellow beak.

An outlet for when their head pops,

When the Hometown Heroes 3’s drop.
Welcome to the Wildcat Land,

Purple, black, silver brand.

Have you seen our band?
If not, you’re in for a surprise!

After all, that was The Enterprise!
Pride comes before the fall,

That excessive dunk Trump’d them all.
Faithful to our colors we shall ever be,

At least we’re conservative and free.


Keep your quidditch and your liberals,

Stay in Lawrence with its fake hills.


Keep your Crimson and your Blue,

But first, travel through the Flint Hills so K-State can beat KU.

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